Intern Wanted

At work, most of us share the same printer, which is about 5 feet away from all of us. Sometimes when we print something out, we would forget to pick it up, or we pretend that we didn't print anything out and just wait for whoever picks up their print job next and gives us ours. I know... We are a bunch of lazy asses. I often joke with them that we need a college intern to pick up our print jobs. In my mind, I do secretly hope that someday we will hire a HOT college boy to be our intern. Here would be the job requirements in my opinion.

1. You must be good looking. (What's the point of being called a hot college intern that everyone in the office wants to shag if you are not good looking?) Race doesn't matter. Our company is an equal opportunity employer.

2. You must get our coffees right.

3. You must know how to enjoy yourself at work. We encourage our employees to have fun at work!

4. And you must know pleasure your coworkers... naked. Giving massages is a nice ice breaker for new interns to get to know us.

5. Our office is a professional environment, so you must get dressed up.

6. However, you are only required to wear a tie. We don't care about anything else.
If interested, please apply within. I need an intern that meets the job requirements above to be my personal assistant. Work is driving me crazy lately!

Does anyone of you have any hot interns at work? Please share (the story, and maybe the inters, too)!