You might want to consider doing this. It's hilarious.
5/29/2008
Catching Up
Ok... whew... finally I have some time to sit down and blah blog about me. I've been locking myself in my room in the past week to watch Keanu Faria on Bel Ami's French Kiss. He has to be one of the prettiest boys I've ever seen.
I am only kidding. I didn't lock myself in my room watching him, although he IS one of the prettiest boys I've seen. I've actually been sick and busy. Last Wednesday, I woke up feeling dizzy. I thought it was just because I didn't have enough sleep. I debated whether to go to work, and I decided to go. I took a shower, got dressed, put on one sock, and as I was about to put on the second one, I had this uncontrollable sensation that something's coming out of my stomach. Yup! I puked. My stomach cramped and it hurt like someone sticks a knife into your guts and stirs everything up. I said to myself, that's it, I am not going to work today, and therefore I took my very first sick day. The good news is that it just came and went like that, and I felt much better after I threw up 6 times that day.
But being sick did not excuse me from what was coming up. We actually moved on the Memorial Day weekend. I spent Thursday and Friday packing up all my stuff. I never liked moving. It's hard labor and not fun at all. I also realized how much clothes I had. I gave 3 bags away to charity and stored 4 16-gallon tubs of clothes in the garage, and my closet is still full. If I mention anything about buying clothes for myself on this blog in the next month, somebody pleasespank slap me. Oh harder, mister, harder!!
After we moved, then there's the endless unpacking and rearranging. Gosh it feels so boring and repetitive... you put everything is a box, move it, open it, and take everything out. My arsonist personality wanted to light everything on fire and just start over at the new place so I wouldn't have to move it. (Oh no, I don't mean you, Wii Wii. Daddy loves you!) I do love the new place a lot though. It's in a good neighborhood with a nice pool, and it's close to everything. It's also close to a high school so I should be seeing some hot 18-year-old football jocks or 18-year-old swimmers. Note I did bold 18-year-old.
Oh, I forgot to mention that I had a dream a couple nights ago that I was having oral sex with a fellow blogger, who shall remain unnamed forever. It was pretty hot. ;p
I am only kidding. I didn't lock myself in my room watching him, although he IS one of the prettiest boys I've seen. I've actually been sick and busy. Last Wednesday, I woke up feeling dizzy. I thought it was just because I didn't have enough sleep. I debated whether to go to work, and I decided to go. I took a shower, got dressed, put on one sock, and as I was about to put on the second one, I had this uncontrollable sensation that something's coming out of my stomach. Yup! I puked. My stomach cramped and it hurt like someone sticks a knife into your guts and stirs everything up. I said to myself, that's it, I am not going to work today, and therefore I took my very first sick day. The good news is that it just came and went like that, and I felt much better after I threw up 6 times that day.But being sick did not excuse me from what was coming up. We actually moved on the Memorial Day weekend. I spent Thursday and Friday packing up all my stuff. I never liked moving. It's hard labor and not fun at all. I also realized how much clothes I had. I gave 3 bags away to charity and stored 4 16-gallon tubs of clothes in the garage, and my closet is still full. If I mention anything about buying clothes for myself on this blog in the next month, somebody please
After we moved, then there's the endless unpacking and rearranging. Gosh it feels so boring and repetitive... you put everything is a box, move it, open it, and take everything out. My arsonist personality wanted to light everything on fire and just start over at the new place so I wouldn't have to move it. (Oh no, I don't mean you, Wii Wii. Daddy loves you!) I do love the new place a lot though. It's in a good neighborhood with a nice pool, and it's close to everything. It's also close to a high school so I should be seeing some hot 18-year-old football jocks or 18-year-old swimmers. Note I did bold 18-year-old.
Oh, I forgot to mention that I had a dream a couple nights ago that I was having oral sex with a fellow blogger, who shall remain unnamed forever. It was pretty hot. ;p
5/28/2008
A Quickie
I have not been kidnapped by aliens. I am still here, but just really really really busy. I will write an update soon. Hope you all have a great week!
5/20/2008
American Idol Finale
David Archuleta was great on the American Idol Season 7 finale tonight. He's so cute that I want to pinch his face, kiss his cheeks, and tie him up in my bed and cuddle him all night!!!!!!!! Don't forget to vote!!!!
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5/19/2008
Intern Wanted
At work, most of us share the same printer, which is about 5 feet away from all of us. Sometimes when we print something out, we would forget to pick it up, or we pretend that we didn't print anything out and just wait for whoever picks up their print job next and gives us ours. I know... We are a bunch of lazy asses. I often joke with them that we need a college intern to pick up our print jobs. In my mind, I do secretly hope that someday we will hire a HOT college boy to be our intern. Here would be the job requirements in my opinion.
1. You must be good looking. (What's the point of being called a hot college intern that everyone in the office wants to shag if you are not good looking?) Race doesn't matter. Our company is an equal opportunity employer.
2. You must get our coffees right.
3. You must know how to enjoy yourself at work. We encourage our employees to have fun at work!
4. And you must know pleasure your coworkers... naked. Giving massages is a nice ice breaker for new interns to get to know us.
5. Our office is a professional environment, so you must get dressed up.
6. However, you are only required to wear a tie. We don't care about anything else.
If interested, please apply within. I need an intern that meets the job requirements above to be my personal assistant. Work is driving me crazy lately!
Does anyone of you have any hot interns at work? Please share (the story, and maybe the inters, too)!
1. You must be good looking. (What's the point of being called a hot college intern that everyone in the office wants to shag if you are not good looking?) Race doesn't matter. Our company is an equal opportunity employer.
2. You must get our coffees right.
3. You must know how to enjoy yourself at work. We encourage our employees to have fun at work!
4. And you must know pleasure your coworkers... naked. Giving massages is a nice ice breaker for new interns to get to know us.
5. Our office is a professional environment, so you must get dressed up.
6. However, you are only required to wear a tie. We don't care about anything else.
If interested, please apply within. I need an intern that meets the job requirements above to be my personal assistant. Work is driving me crazy lately!Does anyone of you have any hot interns at work? Please share (the story, and maybe the inters, too)!
Good Morning
Good morning! It's Monday! Aren't you looking forward to waking up early again and heading back to work/school and having another stressful week?
5/15/2008
California ban on same-sex marriage struck down
- Justices say gay couples just as capable as as anyone to raise kids
- Governor says he will respect ruling, not pursue the matter further
- Opponent calls ruling "worst kind of judicial activism"
- State Supreme Court rules law unconstitutional on equal-protection ground
Today the California Supreme Court struck down the state's ban on same-sex marriages. Not that I want to get married, but I am happy about this huge leap in the liberation and civilization of people in California. Now who wants to move to California and get married?
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